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WINDOW LICKERS -




A CAREER'S LEGACY -


TAGS: engineers may suck but lawyers lick
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Anything - April 18, 2010, 2:39 pm
think of one, or copypasta a joke onto MSpaint and make a poster.
SerpentMaster - April 15, 2010, 10:28 pm
how long does it take for you people to come up with these really good ones?
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 7:45 pm
Agreed. Good one Ice, 5Ls.
Airman - April 15, 2010, 11:41 am
good one ice
ICEMAN - April 15, 2010, 11:27 am
Thanks Kids. And for what its worth Face, the brew is always cold & on *** at my place. ;)
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 10:41 am
Nice one Ice! @ Bone - Howsa bout you and ice get together and figure out a way to keep the beer cold and always on ***. The motifam will be able to keep y'all company.
BoneCD - April 15, 2010, 7:34 am
That's 5 Ice!!!! As an engineer, I'm sure I'm going to hell...
forseti - April 15, 2010, 3:33 am
love it!
SerpentMaster - April 15, 2010, 2:20 am
geniuss
CANADA - April 15, 2010, 1:59 am
ahahahaha! thats great!


determination -


TAGS: there is a fat nsa agent licking his lips at that pizza right now
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2013, 2:24 am
Oh, good God man! Oh, my *gruph* I'm gonna be sick.


BEEP BEEP EM EFFER -




GOOD MOTHERS - Let us lick the beater. Great Mothers turned them off first.


TAGS: mom lick beater
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by blodisnut

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:25 am
The REALLY great ones knew ho to remove the beaters... And DID IT!
Thedge - November 6, 2014, 8:45 pm
Tongue twister unplugged?
falloutghoul - November 6, 2012, 6:29 pm
5 filleted tongues.


Serial Toe Licker -


TAGS: licking crazy cross eyed
Rating: 2.36/5

More motifakes by John

Hector - June 26, 2009, 1:16 pm
It's not the toes I like so much, it's the spaces in between.


Your Welcome -


TAGS: cupcake licked frosting just muffin
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

demon001 - August 9, 2014, 12:54 pm
Your welcome, my welcome, his/her welcome!


MWLF -


TAGS: licking windows
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by culos

spacedog - April 18, 2010, 12:45 am
Hilarious!
Produceman117 - February 6, 2010, 2:13 am
Culos this is very VERY good. I'd give you 6Ls if I could for this one.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 6, 2010, 12:52 am
It's being made into a TV movie on Lifetime called "Window On The World: The Motifake Wit Liberation Front Story" I'm being played by an ensemble of Christian Bale, Kermit The Frog, Meryl Streep, and Max Von Sydow.


Rattlesnake -


TAGS: rattlesnake dog lick chicken
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ashson

Zetmonk - February 8, 2014, 2:24 am
The dog did as well I bet.


BLUE FROGS - Red means danger, so these should be fine to lick.


TAGS: frogs lick
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

forseti - September 15, 2010, 2:55 pm
lol


LICKABLE GLASS - It tastes of Snozberries




This -


TAGS: calendar rolled in salt lick
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

theyuk - May 18, 2015, 12:29 am
177200
GaryO - May 17, 2015, 11:35 pm
wunna the better TDN tunes, wunna the better posters. 5L


Chinese people -


TAGS: china people taste lick mmmh
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by Limeman

Logic Man - July 23, 2009, 6:31 pm
"Excuse me sir, you seem to have some soy sauce from the karaoke bar on your cheek....I got it! Don't worry."
Christopher - March 11, 2009, 8:11 am
Eew! It's that creepy psychiatric guard from Terminator 2.
TigerKid - October 7, 2008, 12:42 am
LMAO!


FOR EVERY TASTE -




BEST FRIENDS - That's right Mr. Ferret, I'm cleaning you. At least until Momma goes in the other room then it is dinner time.


TAGS: friends cat ferret licking dinner time
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by doofenshmirtz

spacedog - August 20, 2009, 2:10 pm
Mmm. Sugar you taste good.


HIGH HEELS -




I'M THINKING -




NOSEY MOO -


TAGS: salt lick of the earth
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - November 19, 2012, 4:28 pm
talent for sure!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2012, 11:55 am
Lmao! 5L
MissPriss - November 19, 2012, 11:36 am
Ewww yet strangely a 5L


GOLDEN YEARS -


TAGS: golden years assignment wait click off ok please continue with your inane conversation
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by pieman

agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 12:56 pm
2 fer 2 on the golden! 5L


CONFLICK -


TAGS: conflick top gun
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by ronsart

union - May 15, 2010, 5:36 pm
Not after a tough tooth-click.
Jmac0585 - December 22, 2009, 1:34 pm
"My daddy would kill your daddy" - Orenthal's kids
Culos - March 1, 2009, 4:58 pm
So tell us Ron; "Who's your daddy???"


FLICK YA BEAN -


TAGS: flick the bean
Rating: 1.92/5

More motifakes by Zook

Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 4:28 pm
Women share beds with their beans. Perhaps it's Marley's song from the perspective of woman who's...treating herself.
TheTrashHeap - August 16, 2010, 11:23 pm
Yeah I don't think that's the confusing part derek.
Derek - August 16, 2010, 11:01 pm
It's slang for one of the things women do to pleasure themselves.
crankyhead - August 16, 2010, 10:39 pm
I'm repeating what Ice said.
ICEMAN - August 16, 2010, 9:08 pm
WTF?


MOVIE NIGHT -


TAGS: always a chick flick
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

jameswnash - August 21, 2010, 8:17 pm
Thelma and Louise rides agains..5 kernals for you
GreyScorpion - August 21, 2010, 10:47 am
5-"Fried Green Tomato's? Again?"
BoneCD - August 21, 2010, 8:52 am
Glad I could make you laugh
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 8:39 am
LMFAO! No ****!


I FEEL A STRONG FORCE ! - No It's A "Click " Just Like All Group's And Union's !


TAGS: click
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by maoworks2

maoworks2 - January 17, 2012, 4:04 pm
Thank You. Maoworks2
Vinxman - January 17, 2012, 3:06 pm
The punctuation clique I belong to makes sure that apostrophe S is used for possessives, not plurals.
rodangol - January 16, 2012, 5:27 pm
At my workplace, there is a clique that is always harping that you must click spell check


MMMMMMM... - You are so so right.., It 'does' taste just like chicken..!!


TAGS: lick a lot a puss
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by hootizz

Reality Lord - January 21, 2011, 10:07 pm

i like!


APPRECIATION -


TAGS: unlickable
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by Sean

Airman - March 16, 2010, 6:38 pm
LOL
Sean - March 16, 2010, 6:27 pm
Belated response to "temp": no sir, they would not. Go back to not thinking, offline.
temp - October 11, 2009, 12:12 am
Ya know... my comment and this pic might make a pretty good poster. idk, just thinking on-line.
temp - October 11, 2009, 12:10 am
His balls! He wanted them back after the operation so he would still have something to lick!
Briton of Rose - October 10, 2009, 4:51 am
Rule 63 is the "gender switching" rule, which sort of applies in this situation. Too bad the old boy won't be instigating any "Rule 34" action after this.
spacedog - October 9, 2009, 10:55 pm
IDK...ignore Derek?
Bartimaeus - October 9, 2009, 10:48 pm
rule 63 strikes again...what's the rule?
spacedog - October 9, 2009, 10:44 pm
PPHHHTTT! Well obviously I was mistaken... I meant Unbreakable. *checks to see if the wife is around*
Zed - October 9, 2009, 10:41 pm
No, that was Unbreakable. Unlickable was the p***o.
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 10:39 pm
What a twist!
spacedog - October 9, 2009, 10:39 pm
Ha! Nice work Sean. Wasn't unlickable an M. Night Shamalamadingdong movie?
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 10:18 pm
Mother of...


HOW TO FIND A DESPERATE WOMAN - Short well groomed fingernails with her old boyfriends painted on each nail. Guess what she has been doin. Time to make your move. Giggty!


TAGS: fingernails assignment flicking the bean
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by pieman

Jerk - September 1, 2011, 12:28 pm
i hate you Mr. buzzkillington
vellocent - June 16, 2011, 8:46 pm
Those aren't ex boyfriends, those are famous men. Dali being the most obvious on the left of the screen. She isn't desperate, she is creative.


CLICK IT OR TICKET - Preventing natural selection from doing its job since 2002.


TAGS: click it or ticket
Rating: 2.65/5

More motifakes by Sam Dalton

Shtoink - June 15, 2009, 3:45 am
more of a renewable source of revenue.


physics -


TAGS: cowlicks
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

GaryO - June 20, 2014, 6:22 pm
Well, how funny you are...I sense a mariand poster in the offing....
mariand - June 20, 2014, 6:12 pm
I'm so far away...sorry I can't be more active...It's so good seeing that you still remember me...at your age...hehehehe
GaryO - June 20, 2014, 6:05 pm
mariand!!! Where you been, man? I just may dig it up.......
mariand - June 20, 2014, 5:57 pm
I wish to vote the picture of yourself...Gary
GaryO - June 20, 2014, 12:36 pm
Hah! I have a pic of myself like that one, but it’s black and white (1951), and my bulging cloth diaper is draggin’ the ground, and I have a quizzical far away look on my face (like I’m not quite finished).
chickenlittle - June 20, 2014, 10:11 am
That's me, so I know this from personal experience :)
GaryO - June 20, 2014, 9:33 am
Bingo


Dusk at the drive-in theater -




CHICK FLICKS -


TAGS: chick flicks download direction pzy
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 13, 2013, 3:28 pm
Oh, BURN! Nicely thought out. 5 thumbs up.


FOX BUSINESS NEWS - Alexis Glick - V.P. - Now I know why they call it FOX!


TAGS: fox glick h**
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Botts750

Pikeman - January 18, 2013, 10:26 pm
No. Fox News seems biased towards the Republicans because they are telling the truth not the socialist(Democrat) supporting lies.
Bolverk3778 - January 1, 2013, 8:19 am
if you think that Republicanism Equates to Socialism your compass is 180 degrees out of whack.
Botts750 - December 31, 2012, 1:40 pm
GaryO.... couldn't have said it better myself! LOL! 5 stars!
GaryO - December 30, 2012, 9:13 pm
If yer gonna watch Fox, ya gotta balance it out with CNN, then take half of all that you digested, divide by two, and take whatever’s left and divide by that same amount, then switch over to CSPAN…excuse me…ESPN…..and/or the animal channel
Pikeman - December 30, 2012, 8:03 pm
That is probably because socialism is built on lies and murder.
Bolverk3778 - December 30, 2012, 12:13 pm
Yes she may be a fox, but having watched Fox News in the UK I cannot help but wonder how they can claim to have 'Fair & Balanced' reporting is beyond me. every report seems to be biased in favour of the Republican viewpoint.


I dunno -




Twilight -




LEARNING - Sometimes nothing beats real-world experiences. Like getting your butt stuck to a frozen pole.




Click -


TAGS: click twice and wait
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - December 8, 2013, 1:57 am
I find it more fun to peer at the edges and imagine the center. I call it my tin account.
Silverheart - December 7, 2013, 10:51 pm

Seeing all the great posters last couple days, I must already have a Gold Account... Silver at lea5t.
MissPriss - December 7, 2013, 9:10 pm
Dammit Greeny...message comes up saying "we know who you are Missy...keep trying...somewhere else!"
rerun - December 7, 2013, 8:16 am

Thanks for the link Greeny, the Gold Account rocks.


BLISSFUL FEELINGS - I could just lie here all day, watching the clouds drift by, but I really should get up and go inside before it rains. If my toes ever stop curling, that is.


TAGS: let me rest for a minute im feeling totally licked
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Ed-Hyde - October 5, 2009, 7:14 am
while awesome, 10 years from now you'll be nudging her. I'm glad you had a good time, now go get me a sammich.
Narutarded - October 4, 2009, 10:51 am
I've lost track of how many times I put that look in Jess's eyes... And that's just this week!
agdaniele - October 4, 2009, 10:46 am
Wow. Deep and lucid. 5L


BEACHES -


TAGS: but i would still rather do either than watch that d*** chick flick
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Sean

TheGrayFox - May 24, 2010, 10:02 am
they can be a real beach at times.
agdaniele - June 16, 2009, 9:18 pm
I can't enjoy this one enough... It's solid in every aspect.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 16, 2009, 1:57 am
Doh!
MO - June 15, 2009, 11:33 pm
Sean this is just beachin!!! 5 yurtels!!
Sean - June 15, 2009, 11:31 pm
*cough* ag-tes, up above the oster-pe *wink wink*
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 15, 2009, 11:10 pm
And then there's the movie Beaches, with Bette Midler and Batbara Hershey. That's also irritating, like sand in your shoe.


ANCESTRY.COM -




BAYWATCH ANTARCTICA -


TAGS: click all done
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by BoneCD



MY FRIEND ON FLICKA - Call this photo - Life in a One-Horse Town


TAGS: my flicka
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Swampfox - March 20, 2013, 10:06 pm
I'd take that a different dirrection.


NATURE - Capturing the true beauty of the Southwest.




CLICK THE BUTTON - Because we all know you're sad


TAGS: funny click the b***on
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by AShuman081

AShuman081 - March 12, 2010, 4:00 pm
Well, at least it's not any more than that.
phydeaux - March 12, 2010, 11:09 am
This has been done here at least two times off the top of my head, perhaps more. 1L


POLITICS - It's a three ring circus




NSFW - You click them first.


TAGS: nsfw test click
Rating: 1.69/5

More motifakes by Tulasso

NB - October 2, 2008, 3:19 pm
Someone please mark this as not safe for work! it would be just sweet...


To that one person that unfriended me. -


TAGS: toast lick
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

concern3 - July 31, 2016, 4:22 am
Nice, UP yours


Logic And Proportion -


TAGS: slick alice airplane
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Greeny - August 27, 2015, 8:33 pm
..from my flashback series...
spacedog - August 27, 2015, 6:05 pm
Gracefully worded.
GaryO - August 27, 2015, 7:34 am
Sonofabytch, Greeny, who the phukk are you??! Outstanding


stress -




Good, great and evil mothers... -


TAGS: good great evil mother let you lick the beaters motifake calendar daily theme may 2015
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - May 11, 2015, 1:28 am
LOL! The dark side of a simple childhood pleasure! Luv this! 5 L Silvy!
Bandit5906 - May 10, 2015, 9:42 pm
I remember licking the beaters! 5L


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